英語だけど・・・


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もちろん、英語が分からない私には・・・お手上げface07
旦那に訳してもらったら・・・ちょっと笑ったface02
逆に男性が求めるものも知りたい(^^)
英語が得意な方、どうぞ読んでみてくださいglasses
英語は苦手な方、誰かに訳してもらってくださいicon22
何故、最後の方が大文字だけになっているのか、私には分かりません(笑)
Original List
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42)
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn’t drive off until I’m in the car
3. Works steady – splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I’m talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn’t belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn’t borrow money too often
4. Doesn’t nod off to sleep when I’m venting
5.. Doesn’t re-tell the same joke too many times
6.. Is in good enough shape to get off the couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Doesn’t scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn’t require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he’s laughing
6.. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it’s the weekend

What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. BREATHING
2. DOESN’T MISS THE TOILET KEEP READING,
THERE’S MORE BELOW

AFTER BEING MARRIED FOR 44 YEARS, I TOOK A
CAREFUL LOOK AT MY WIFE ONE DAY AND SAID,
“Darling, 44 YEARS AGO WE HAD A CHEAP APARTMENT,
A CHEAP CAR, SLEPT ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHED
A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV, BUT I GOT TO SLEEP
EVERY NIGHT WITH A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GIRL.
NOW I HAVE A $500,000.00 HOME, A $45,000.00 CAR,
NICE BIG BED AND PLASMA SCREEN TV, BUT I’M SLEEPING
WITH A 65-YEAR-OLD WOMAN. IT SEEMS TO ME THAT
YOU’RE NOT HOLDING UP YOUR SIDE OF THINGS.”
MY WIFE IS A VERY REASONABLE WOMAN. SHE TOLD
ME TO GO OUT AND FIND A HOT 25-YEAR-OLD GAL,
AND SHE WOULD MAKE SURE THAT I WOULD ONCE
AGAIN BE LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING
A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING
A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV.
AREN’T OLDER WOMEN GREAT? THEY REALLY KNOW
HOW TO SOLVE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS.

  6 comments for “英語だけど・・・

  1. chuta47
    2010-08-20 at 6:33 PM

    mamaれんじゃー・・・
    大丈夫ですかぁー
    頭痛くありませんかぁー
    気をたしかにねぇー
    abcdefg・・・

  2. 2010-08-20 at 7:02 PM

    男性が求めるもの?
    A HOT 25…あ、みんなに怒られるから、やっぱりやめとこ。
    …LIVING IN A CHEAP APARTMENT, DRIVING
    A CHEAP CAR, SLEEPING ON A SOFA BED AND WATCHING
    A 10-INCH BLACK AND WHITE TV
    では無い事だけは確かだね!

  3. ひっきー
    2010-08-20 at 10:35 PM

    oh!
    初めにやにや
    but,
    すごすぎる英語の量が(;一_一)

  4. mamaれんじゃー
    2010-08-22 at 6:28 PM

    chutaさん
    もちろん、コピペ。
    なるべく英語は見ない、見ない(--;)

  5. mamaれんじゃー
    2010-08-22 at 6:28 PM

    Topsy
    ・・・英語はやっぱり・・・
    難しい。

  6. mamaれんじゃー
    2010-08-22 at 6:29 PM

    ひっきーさん
    多すぎですよね・・・
    最初は頑張って読もうとしたけど、
    やっぱり逃げました・・・

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